oh my goodness! QUESTIONS.

Oh my gosh apparently begging for questions actually works! I got like 3 more! IN ONE DAY! 

You guys are rad. I don't say it enough, but I mean it. You are all rad and beautiful people and maybe we should go get some coffee someday? Call me. 

QUESTIONS.

1. WEED MAN WHERE DO I GET WEED WEED MAN

    LUV,

    VINCENT

Oh my goodness I am totally the wrong dude to ask about this man, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that Sylvain's dream version of me is not the real version of me. Besides, Vincent, if this is the same Vincent I think you are, you are in Toronto, where I don't really know very many people who smoke weed. If you wanted weed in Ottawa or Montreal, I might be able to help. Maybe. But no promises dude. 

2. how far would you be willing to torture a person if it meant saving your own life?

       -sexyteenhupsterwithcrackers

Tickling? A nefarious poke in the ribs? 

Okay, really, I'd have no idea unless I was in that situation, but the answer I would like to use (and since I'm trying to be who I want to be) is that I wouldn't torture them at all. 

Really, I hate violence. It is the one thing I am trying actively to hate. It's like Eleanor Roosevolt's Wartime Prayer (which incidentally is one of my favourite poems): "Dear Lord, lest I continue my complacent ways please help me to remember someone somewhere died for me today, and as long as there is war I first must ask then answer, am I worth dying for." This poem has honestly shaped my life so much, even without me being aware of it. It's part of the reason why I'm vegetarian, and definitely the reason why I try to enjoy being alive as much as possible. 

But, really, if my death would mean that someone would not suffer as much, then I would gladly die. And I realize that my life, no matter the life I lead, will result in someone else's suffering, and this is inevitable, and I think that everyone kind of realizes this. Like, I know by being alive, someone has died, and I can't really help this. But if I could consciously relieve someone else's suffering, by not torturing them, then that would be a good life. 

Having said that, I have never been in that situation, and I have no idea how I would react, or what I would do to keep on living. But that is the answer I would like to give. 

3. If you had to have sex with one famous male actor on the planet who would it be. I mean "male" in the strictest sense, none of that "gender identity" stuff.

      -anonymous

Michael Cera. Because according to some people, I'm exactly like him, so it'd be like fucking myself! And haven't we all had that fantasy? 

Maybe Jake Gyllenhaal? He seems like a gentle lover. He'd treat me right. Also I totally have a crush on him. 

Is two enough? It's good to have choices. 

(DISCLAIMER: I am not gay. I have no problems with homosexuality, and sometimes I pretend for the joke of it, but I don't know the thought of sex with a dude is a completely non-sexual thought, if that makes sense. Moral of the story: I'm not gay. Also this whole disclaimer seems a bit homophobic. That was not my intention, gay dudes and ladies! Moral of the story: Maybe I'm a bit too self-conscious?)

4. Why do you like answering these questions so much?

      -anonymous

Because it's fun! And it makes me update at least once a week! And also I promised I'd answer questions every Friday and I want to be able to answer more than one question when I do. Because I don't know I kind of feel like anything worth doing is worth doing right. Go big or go home. All that jazz! Motivational saying! Speech! WOO.

So remember folks, ask me questions sometimes and I will answer them on Fridays. 

Luv, 

Weed Man.