oh wow i guess this is like 2 days late oh well

It's THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED-FRIDAY! Please, let's just pretend, for the children's sake.

I only got two questions this week which is balls, and one barely applies anymore, but oh well, let's get this done.

1. How many Tumblr followers do you have? Do you follow anyone on tumblr?

                    -Anonymous

Okay, yeah, this one barely applies. Oh well! I have no idea how many tumblr followers I have. My best guess is none, since I never got any emails saying someone followed me, and I tried to check when I first got this question and I had no idea how. There were nothing saying how many followers I have, or anything of that sort.

I did follow a few people. The only one that really updated, though, was The Daily What. I love that site, I still check it all the time, it's great. It's basically all the best parts of the internet in one place. Like, all the interesting blog posts and articles and pictures and videos on this one site. It really saves on time, and helps kill time, and yeah, it's pretty rad. I highly recommend it. I followed three other blogs, but they never updated, so I don't know why I bothered. One was called "Wait, what?" which was a collection of quotes that don't make any sense at all because there's no context to them. That was pretty great, but yeah, it never updated. The two others were the blogs of Yuko Ota and Ananth Panagariya. Who are very talented people and I wish they updated more. But they didn't. And everything they did update with was already covered in their very excellent journal comic Johnny Wander. Which you should be reading right now. Why aren't you reading it?

I also read another tumblr blog regularly, though I didn't "follow" it. It was called Dresden Codak, and it was this guy's (Aaron Diaz's) art blog corresponding with his exceedingly and heartbreakingly excellent comic of the same name. He also talks a ton about comic theory and composition, which is strangely fascinating to me even though I don't really write comics. Also wow writing all this down kind of makes me realize I'm a fuckin' nerd. Golly.

2.Would you rather have cats instead of forearms and hands (there are no back legs and you are in control of their head and arms, they live as long as you do and do not need to feed them)

OR

Would you rather have two wolves act as your legs beneath the knee, giving you incredible speed and an appealing mysterious nature (again, you are in control)

???

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh good golly, I think this is my favourite. Not even my favourite question I have gotten, or my favourite sentence, or my favourite whatever. It is just my favourite. SORRY CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM YOU HAVE BEEN MOVED DOWN THE LIST.

I think I'm going to have to go with the wolves, even though the cats thing would be awesome and adorable and oh my god imagine holding hands that would be so cute. And ladies would be coming up all the time to pet my hands guys that'd be so rad. Oh man I think I'd actually really prefer that man. Okay, yeah switched my answer, I can do that! I'd rather have the cats. I think it'd just be easier day to day to live with. I mean, a mouth and fangs and front paws can basically do anything my hands can do. And yeah it'd be harder to write and type and read and stuff, but I could deal with that, I'm a survivor. Whereas if I had wolves instead of legs, which is really hard to imagine in the first place, so much would be messed up. I wouldn't be able to sit in a chair. I don't even know how I'd sit down. Or lie down. How would that happen? And yeah it'd be cool to be able to run quickly and everything, but after a while there'd come the realization that instead of legs I have gigantic fuckin' wolves. And that appealing mysterious nature doesn't mean shit if it's terrifying as hell. 

So yeah, cats instead of arms, final answer. 

ASK A QUESTION. GOD. I WILL ANSWER ANY QUESTION YOU ASK. JUST ASK. THAT'S ALL I WANT. 

Lee