Bears aren't scared of bullies

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

True fact, I heard it on the news, I think. And you're supposed to make bears scared of you by acting real big. Ergo: You > bears > bullies! In terms of fear! Bullies should be doubled scared of you! Or something!

Anyways, why is it that the dirtiest alcohols are also the dirtiest? Haha, answer: because they're dirty. But also, they have the best and classiest labels. Exhibit A: Jack Daniel's. It has an awesome label. So awesome, in fact, that douchebags the world over pay to put it on their chest. Not that that means anything, douchebags will put anything on their chest, but still, it's something? I guess? Anyways, it's a cool label. Exhibit B: Budweiser. It's disgusting, but the label is pretty damn neat. It has all these fancy swirls on it and what I think is a manifesto, but it's in French so I can't read it. 
I guess you can't really trust appearances, at least with alcohol. The things with the best packages are the worst. I don't get it, shouldn't beauty be both inner and outer? I honestly do not understand. 
Maybe things need to be updated every once in a while. Budweiser and JD needs this in both packaging and taste, I'd say. Things need to change every so often, or else you get caught in this loop of the same old thing and the same old stories. 
I don't know. I say that a lot on here, but it's as true now as it is when I started. I don't know. I don't know myself and I don't know other people and I don't know much about the bit of everything that I do know. And I don't trust myself enough to accept this, I don't trust myself enough to write down everything on here. 
Because, fact of the matter: I don't know, 
The end. 

Hatch a scheme

Monday, December 7, 2009

That's an order. There aren't enough schemes these days. There aren't enough grand gestures, not enough noble heroes or dastardly villains, so go out there and hatch a scheme to get the girl and save the day and take over the world. 
Anyways, it's snowing in Montreal. I think this is the first time I have been in Montreal while it's snowing and it is a city that is made for snow. I don't know how to explain it, but there's more beauty to it, like the buildings aren't designed for summer afternoons or autumn mornings, but for winter nights, when it's cold and windy but the snow makes everything pretty damn beautiful. 
And I guess there's a give and take for everything, winter's cold because if it wasn't, snow wouldn't be as pretty.

I have a backlog of hourly haikus from a few days ago, I couldn't post then for some reason, WHO KNOWS!

(10:22 pm)
Deflowering
Wine glasses with
milk and cookies

(11:23 pm)
Discussing a 
glorified future with 
my worried girl

(12:47 am)
Music reminding
me of my first day
with my girl.

(1:18 am)
Messing with fonts
and margin sizes
in late fall.

(2:27 am)
Flipping through books
- This house is
now a home

(3:01 am)
Migrating -
too many strings
hold me back

(4:39 am)
Wow - 
Bullshit and
Mythbusters

(5:20 am)
Achieving flow
with extravagant
balderdash.

(6:09 am)
Winter's
dark
6 am.

(6:33 am) B-B-B-BONUS!
Beautiful bird
- just call me
bird.

(7:09 am)
Crow flies by
in front of
hazy church.

(11:45 am)
Rolling out of
bed -
cursing in fall

(12:33 pm)
Opening blinds -
Sunlight in the
heavens

(1:40 pm)
I missed the boat
but I'd rather
stay

(2:15 pm)
EPIPHANY
Sidney love
poetry

(3:29 pm)
Portly guy
sweeping
in Autumn

(4:39 pm)
Dry ramen, 
crunchy and
destructive

(5:54 pm)
Fuck you life, 
I'm finally
done

(8:24 pm)
M&M's -
Peanut butter
and almond.

(9:15 pm)
Phone five
gone
horribly wrong

(10:37 pm)
Hydroplaning
dolphins in
early winter

(11:47 pm)
"It's about a 
bath house -
for spirits."

(12:27 am)
Failed internet
- just want
sleep

(8:33 am)
Garble
farble
mcdargle

(11:50 am)
Blinds closed
- drops of rain 
on the window

(12:50 pm)
Smoke 
in front of
black building

(1:39 pm)
How I met 
your mother -
Painfully awkward

(2:47 pm)
What?
Shopping?
Awesome!

Loving in truth a star

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

'Sup,
It seems like I'm alternating months around here. Tight, I can deal with that. Well, maybe, maybe not, y'know, I play it by ear, because I'm down like 'dat.
I've been thinking about ideals and morality and all that fly-ass shit. For a long time, I have been pro-gay community. It's just to be expected, I come from an arts high school, after all. In my personal strand, 40% of the guys were gay and I think one was asexual, I was never exactly sure. Anyways, point is, I'm down with the gays, still am, they're just people, know what I mean? Anyways, since I got to university, a lot of my friends are from the mid-east, and not to say all mid-easters are intolerant to gay people, but my personal experience points to yes, they are. My problem with all of this, besides their perspective being what I consider disgusting and backwards, they're basically good guys. They pay for drinks, they play videogames, they bullshit with each other. And I can't reconcile these differences in my head. I can disagree with them, but the arguments go nowhere, because I don't understand them, and they don't understand me. I can't just cut them out of my life, because they're always at my apartment, and it would be terribly damaging to my happiness if I did that, because, as I said, they're basically good guys.
So what do I do? I can't just keep quiet, but I can't argue about it, either. The debates go nowhere and piss me off. And this sort of bred-in-the-bones thinking cannot keep on going on. If I was really a good person, if I stood up for what I believe in, then I would convince them, or at least teach them tolerance, so they pass tolerance onto their kids. Because I honestly think we need this equality, I don't see how the world can keep on going while this sort of intolerance is occurring.

I don't know, part of me wants to get pissed off and righteous about these causes, but another part of me is just telling that part to chill. Because heres the deal: I don't want to save the world. It'd be cool if I could help, and I think the world does need saving, but I don't want to go on a one-man crusade to fix everything. Or maybe I do, fuck, I don't know, it's 2:20 in the morning and I have an essay due tomorrow and I want to simultaneously do and not do everything in the world. Tonight I was talking to my girl, and she wants to live big, to have glory and recognition. But she also wants to live in a small town in Italy. I don't know, we all have contradictions. Glaring contradictions.
As I said, it'd be great if I could help, though.

Oh, and hourly haiku are happening again. Hopefully for a long time.

-Lee Molnar

Who are you? Ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh! Oh tell me, who are you?

Monday, October 26, 2009


Hey.
Whaddup?

That's cool. I just realized that I got this far without talking about myself all that much. When I started this blog, I kind of figured that information about myself would kind of filter into the blogosphere, but then I realized that this is NAIVE!
Also, I'm kind of re-evaluating things right now, since I am in COLLEGE now, and my life is kind of ABNORMAL. Well, abnormal as in not my normal life. Things are weird, and it's weird. All I'm saying is that things are weird and changing and so am I, so I'm going to go ahead and talking about myself and it might and probably will change, but that is ok because change is a part of life, and I RESPECT that. 

Anyways, my name is Lee Molnar. I am living in Montreal, Canada. It is a great city and I am loving being here. I live right downtown, in an apartment with three other dudes, and they are really cool people. This weekend is proof of how awesome they are, on Friday night I hit my head on a doorway, because I am tall and like to jump (jump!). The two of them that were with me made sure I got all patched up and back to the apartment ok, and the one in the apartment also made sure I was ok for the next few days. Last night I went to see a show by my favourite band (The Fugitives), and afterwards we went to a party, and I mentioned the wound, that bled for a few minutes and still gives me trouble, and a girl compared it to a bruise on her arm. 

I am tired, so I will sleep.

Goodnight.

-Lee

I think I've forgotten how to come up with catchy titles. I used to be really good at it, like, 2 years ago

Friday, October 23, 2009


True story, one of my teacher's called me the "Title Tsar" just because he liked them so much, I was proud of them, they were funny and relevant to the piece and I don't know, I just lost the skill one day and never got it back. I hope I do get it back someday, it'd be cool if I could. 

I think I'm getting too obsessed with Jack Kerouac. I was reading William Wordsworth today, and I was reading about how his poem "Tintern Abbey" was written years after the fact and it was unedited and no joke, I thought, "Wow, he's like an old-timey Jack Kerouac!" I think I'm becoming gay for Jack Kerouac. I think I once said that when people inspire me, it's because I fall in love with them, and if I haven't once said that, I'm saying it now. Perhaps love is a strong word, but it's the only way I can describe it, I guess, I don't really know, I can't explain it, but to me, inspiration is a kind of intimate thing. 

Anyways, I did another day of Hourly Haikus. I'm kind of scared it's becoming an obstacle in my life though, and it's only been two days. I kind of feel like if I get too obsessed with writing a haiku every hour, I'll forget to do things worth haiku-ing. I don't know, I guess I'll see, I want to have at least one day where it'll be hard to do. One day that I'm doing stuff besides going to class and reading all day (like the past two days have been). The true test will be if it could survive a night out. 

The good thing is that it's making me write on here every day, which is cool. 

(12:34 am)
Drinking beer
and regretting
nothing.

(1:46 am)
Poems about cats
are sad when
you don't have one.

(2:13 am)
Facebook and
X-Men - Flowers
grow outside.

(3:00 am)
Sleep sleep sleepy time
to the exuberance of 
Lee Joseph Molnar.

(12:50 pm)
Talking to my 
parents on the phone in
my underwear.

(1:18 pm)
William Blake
was hella
depressed.

(2:30 pm)
Shady guys in
hospitals - cut to 
ghosts giving birth.

(3:44 pm)
Reading Wordsworth 
- dude knew 
his shit.

(4:38 pm)
Wired on coffee
and terrified of the 
Ancient Mariner.

(5:35 pm)
Hail is 
nothing but
asshole snow.

(6:46 pm)
Terrorful poems
with bemusing
pictures.

(7:24 pm)
Old man in
glasses talking about
innocence and childhood.

(8:34 pm) 
Cuddling with 
my pretty girl on the
phone with her mum.

(9:47 pm)
Listening to 
the fugitives with
my fevered girl.

(10:17 pm)
I mess up
the symmetry in my
apartment.

(11:48 pm)
Watching Paris'
New BFF with 
no sobriety.

I'm pretty sure most of these are terrible, terribly things. OH WELL!

Oh man!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Oh man oh man oh man, I totally meant to mention this again in the post, but Jack Kerouac died 40 years ago as of... I guess yesterday considering the time that i'm writing this. Personally, i'm gonna celebrate his death by drinking a beer and thinking about hitchhiking across the country once spring comes. 

peace

-lee

Hourly Haikus

I want a cat. I love my apartment right now, but it's lacking something, it doesn't have the soul I want it too. And I think a cat would accomplish that. A little calico kitty drinking out of the sink and sitting on our high chairs, it'd be great. 
I also want a word that means the same thing as love does but for want. Like, I would love to have, but that's too long and the word I want needs to be a one syllable exclamation of extreme desire, but that can be subverted and adapted like love is. 
Anyways, I have hourly haikus to share with you dudes and ladies. They're really hourly haikus and senryus, but that doesn't look as nice as hourly haikus. I think we sometimes forget the visual side of words. Is there physical alliteration, based on what it looks like? I think we don't know how to read without our voices, and that's terrible. I want to write things that just look good, without any meaning beyond what it looks like. Poetry focuses too much on sound, we don't realize the visual side is important too.

Anyways, onto the haikus!

12:46 am
Three guys sitting
around a table -
laughing at riddles.

1:49 am
Crane hovering above
churchyard trees - framed
against the orange sky.

2:01 am
Johnny Depp and
Edmund Spenser hold conversation
in my head.

12:47 pm
Balding heads, unfortunate
facial hair and man 
purses passing by

1:56 pm
Gradient leaves
mourning the loss
of magic.

2:41 pm
Men in white
hats scale the church's
roof.

3:29 pm
Dogs run free in 
the park - six
children on a leash

4:31 pm
The sky darkens
and fuck me, I want
to love you.

5:37 pm
30 cent ramen
and Tiger Woods
losing.

6:29 pm
Girl in front of me
pulls out orange juice
and paper towels.

7:22 pm
Two dollars -
I get a pepsi 
for dinner.

8:42 pm
Like cub scouts -
talking bullshit
in a circle.

9:55 pm
Falling asleep on
a cuddly lady who smells
like banana.

10:58 pm
Discussing the artistic
process and childhood trauma
with laughter.

11:17 pm
Cars speeding
by me and I'm
walking faster.

The End

Ok, I think that turned out ok, definitely some of them are crap, and others are worse, and most are senryus instead of haikus but barely anyone knows the difference these days so who cares, right?
Hope you like them.

Fire it up (WARNING: PRETENSION!)

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Hey,

I'd like to take this opportunity to talk about a dude named Jack Kerouac. I should probably be writing this post tomorrow, since that would be the 40th anniversary of his death, but I just found that out a minute ago, so it doesn't matter. Besides, I have something special and Kerouac-esque to do tomorrow, so it kind of fits?
Anyways, in case you don't know, Jack Kerouac was an american writer of the Beat generation. What does this mean, you ask. It means he did a lot of drugs, got a lot of drunk, travelled a lot, wrote a lot, and just dug everything. He also didn't believe in editing or rewriting. That's what I want to focus on. I write a lot of poetry, I focussed on it through out high school, and am taking a course on it now that I probably think about more than any other course. The thing about poetry, though, is that it's a necessity to be a perfectionist, and to tighten every single word and every single line until it's shiny. There is no room for mistakes in poetry, there is no room for accidents. This annoys me, this isn't how I want to work. I want to be kind of Pollockian, if you know what I mean, though I don't know what I mean when I say that. Actually, I do, so never mind. The way I see Jackson Pollock's work is that the whole painting is one big mistake, but the process of making the mistake and the painting invokes a message as it is. That the mistakes made on it were preordained by the subconscious or the soul or whatever, and were there to invoke greater truth than it could before. And this is how I want to work, this is how I want to write. I do my best when I write what's off the top of my head, and don't worry about how it works or the structure or anything. I'm not saying that editing destroys the soul of a piece, but many times, editing gets rid of the original intent, because the original intent is in the original words, and could not be in any other words. 
So that's how I feel about editing. But even Kerouac edited and tightened his words, because Kerouac is the only american master of haiku. Even though he mostly wrote senryu, a similar but distinct form that concentrates on people rather than nature, Kerouac basically invented the american haiku. Kerouac looked at the classic haiku, and he decided, not without good reason, that the traditional 5-7-5 haiku bullshit could not work in the west. The original intent of a haiku is to displace a tiny snapshot of a tiny scene. Most traditional haiku have what my prof calls a "haiku moment", a moment when the entire theme of the poem is flipped on its head. A friend of mine wrote the following haiku, which is really more of a senryu, but whatever: "A little girl in/ a white dress plays with a kitten/ - flips his upside down." This has the "haiku moment", but I don't really agree with the "haiku moment". One of the things about haiku is that it's free of irony and poetic trickery, and the "haiku moment" is poetic trickery and irony. It's dishonest. Anyways, Jack Kerouac's haikus are everything a haiku should be. They are small, concise, and beautifully written. 

Another inspiration for a long time for me has been webcomics. There is one webcomic called pictures for sad children, which is the saddest and funniest thing in the world. The creator, John Campbell, is a genius, and every year, for a month he does hourly comics. Meaning every hour he will draw a little cartoon about what he did. I was looking at these today, and bemoaning the fact that I am not an artist, and I in fact have very little talent that way. Or not very little, but little. I can, however, write.
If you can't see what I'm doing here, I revoke your deduction license. 

I am going to, starting tomorrow, do hourly haikus. It'll be posted on this site, and hopefully they turn out ok. I'm not sure how I'm going to do this, maybe do one week straight every month, or do one day a week, or something, who knows. 
My main reason for doing this, however, is not for the hourly comics tradition. It is because Kerouac's magnum opus, On The Road, is a brutally frank and upfront, unedited book of his travels, that doesn't exclude anything. At the same time, Kerouac's haikus represent his best work, and a poetic eye not always present in On The Road. I am hoping to combine these two aspects of Kerouac's writing. 

Wish me luck.

-Lee 

WAAAAAAAUGH!

Monday, August 31, 2009

Hey gang, 

I am out of Ottawa now, onto the Montreal part of things. I wish I could say more about this, but that's about it. I'm in Montreal. Go team. 
Montreal is one of those places I always thought I'd end up in. It's the closest to a major and thriving cultural centre as Canada gets, and I dig this. I haven't soaked up the culture yet (I was going to go to a gallery today, but it was closed), but I am determined to do so, I dig culture, it's a great thing. 
It's strange, but Montreal is the first city I really considered to be a city. Ottawa was always home first and foremost, I didn't even realize the downtown was a thing until a few years ago. I never saw the city part of Toronto when I was young, I just went out to the suburbs where my Grandma lived. But when I was 7 or 8, I visited Montreal for a weekend, and I was overwhelmed by it, it was full of stuff and people and places to go, and it amazed me, I loved it. 
Montreal has always been the first city for me. 

-Lee

Please please please

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Hey Lee-Heads!

This post is heavily inspired by the book I mentioned last time, but whatevs, it was an inspiring book.
I want to make horror movies, but not horror-horror movies. How many times do skeletons pop out, does the main character go insane, do we have a masked killer?
These things don't scare us anymore, they don't make us fear walking down the street, they don't make us fear for our lives.
We need reality horror movies.
Movies that spend the whole time convincing you that yes, you are gay, and yes, that is horrible, and yes, society will hate you for it. You'll fear walking down the street after that, every time you pass another person, you'll fear for your life, scared they'll see through your heterosexual facade. Eventually you'll just retire to your house, boarded in, locked up, spend all your time on the internet, scared the government will bash in your door and drag you off to de-gay you.
We need movies that convince you that society is an evil thing and the only thing to do is get away from it all and write poetry. But your mother is dying and you need to pay her hospital bills and you have dependent kids you can't drag into the wild with you. You see the evil in your day-to-day proceedings, but you can't do anything about them. It's a lose-lose scenario, it's terrifying.
We need these movies, we need to convince the paying media that the world is a scary, scary place, where nothing will hide you from being persecuted for being yourself.
And then we'll release a comedy where everyone will fart and laugh and say homosexuality is great while not resorting to extremes and stereotypes.

It'll unite the world, it'll tear down all social structures, it'll make the world into a place that's good and pure and beautiful.

And that's when I'll take over.

Join me, and together we'll rule the world as author and audience.

-Lee

I'll fly to the moon

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Hey,
I know I said I'd talk about the hulk, but fuck that, I want to talk about money.

Money has no value for me.
The government gave me $100. Don't ask me why, it was a tax return for a job I thought was under the table. Why they gave it to me and not some poor person or a program or anything more worthwhile I do not know. Anyways, I got $100. It's almost all gone now.
I took out $50 immediately for alcohol in the future. I spent $20 on a 3D movie and drink. Today I spent $15 on a book. It's almost all gone, as you can see.
But I want to talk about the book. It was Overqualified, by Joey Comeau. It was a good book, not a classic, but good, solid, I bought it today and I'm already half way through my second reading. I read it the first time in less than 2 hours on my way home from the book store.
I missed one of my stops. I ended up in a place I had never been before, despite the fact I shared a name with it. Lees station, I have no idea where it is on a map but I know it's on the transit way between Hurdman and Rideau.
It was then that I realized this book will take me places, it will open doors to me that I didn't even realize the purposes to open. And maybe the Lees bus adventure was entirely useless, but I saw a place I had never seen before, I had seen and noticed people I had never seen or noticed before. I saw an old Asian lady fall off a bus, while her son stood by waiting for her to get up. Why did he not help her? Why did no one else help her? Why were they getting off at Lees? I don't know these answers, but I can think about these people now. And that's an opportunity I wouldn't have had before.
The book cost $15, or about an hour and a half of minimum wage work. I read it in less that 2 hours. That's almost hour for hour, give for take.
I consider that worth it, I consider that a solid investment.
But I don't understand money.

-Lee

401: It's a Highway in Canada

Friday, May 29, 2009

The title has nothing to do with this post. It is a quotation from Jeopardy tonight that I found hilarious. Alex Trebek said this after one of the players went down to only $401 in the Final Jeopardy round.

But what this post is really about is... slippery slopes.
This is a term that pisses me off and I've been hearing a lot about it recently. The last time I heard it was about the new Scientology scandal with Wikipedia. Apparently the Church of Scientology has been editing some articles to show themselves in a kinder light, breaching the neutrality of the Wikipedia. So Wikipedia is banning the Church from editing the site, by following IP addresses and the rest of that stuff I don't understand.
I say this is a good step, it's a step towards Wikipedia banning all organizations from editing their own articles. THIS CANNOT BE A BAD THING. But apparently it's a slippery slope, because if we ban Scientologists from expressing their views, then where will we draw the line? Pretty soon the Muslims won't be able to talk about their prayers, and it's all downhill from there, because we cannot anger the Muslims.
I'm sorry, but this type of thinking pisses me off. From what I understand, Wikipedia has a policy, these people are breaking that policy, so they're banned. And they're not banning individuals, from what I understand, they're banning the computers in Churches of Scientology. If they really care enough to change the article, they could find a way.

But more than that, I'm so fuckin' sick of people using the slippery slope as an excuse. Yes, there's a fine line, and if you stumble, you'll fall. BUT THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE NOT TO DO IT. People who say that it is don't have strong enough ideals, they don't know where their own line is. Because, really, if teaching Neo-National Socialism to a 7 year old girl falls on the acceptable side of that line, then what progress have we made? Have people really forgotten Nazis? Have we forgotten how evil they were? Have we forgotten the Holocaust, where 6 million Jews and at least 5 million gypsies, poles, soviets, radicals and homosexuals were starved, beaten, gassed, shot, burnt and killed as a "purging of society"?
We cannot forget about this, and we cannot allow it to happen again. 11 to 17 million people died as a result of that hatred, and each of those people was a person, who loved and sinned and lived. They lived until they died because of this intolerance. And what really gets me is that this happened because of conformity, because the common German citizen wanted to be like everyone else.
And we have people in our society teaching the same values and intolerance that killed 11 million people.
11. Million.
And there are people who do not want to take this child out of this house because it's a slippery slope from there.

Pardon my French, but what the fuck?
If, at the dawn of the 21st century, there are people repeating the sins of the 20th, then we've obviously gone nowhere. We should just pack our bags, turn in our two weeks notice, hail a cab, and tell it to take us to an empty field. And we'll sit there, looking at the grass and the flowers and the clouds passing by and wonder how, with all this beauty in the world, we can still hate, we can still question, we can still settle for anything less than total happiness and recklessness.
Because we can make a difference, we can say no to this intolerance, to teaching children evil. Because I remember the Holocaust, and I remember the White Rose.

-Lee

(Next time should be happier, I'm planning on talking about The Incredible Hulk)

I've been trying so hard

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

So, I've been trying this thing where I keep my promises.
Which is why I'm actually posting again today.
I made you a promise, internet, and I don't plan on going back on it.

So, as promised, Larry O'Brien rant.
Larry O'Brien is the mayor-dude of the fair city of Ottawa. Also a douche, but that's neither here nor there. Wait, yes it is.
Anyways, he's on trial right now for something I don't entirely understand, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do from obstructing the democratic process.
Basically, from my limited understanding, he promised someone else running for mayor a high-up job if they pulled out. I have been told this is what always happens with politicians. I think that's a terrible thing.
It seems undemocratic, to me at least. It is one man limiting the options of the people. And it involves one job high up going to someone who might not have the necessary skills for the job. That is pretty fuckin' irresponsible, in my opinion.

But the democracy thing grinds my gears even more. In my opinion, democracy's the shit, it's the bomb, it's all that and a bag of potato chips. The democratic process is basically anarchy, and I'm no anarchist, but I recognize how the mob can the right sometimes. The mob is only an idiot if an idiot leads them, but if the mob is given it's own power, if every member of the mob is allowed a completely free and open voice to say who they want to be their leader, then that's the only way society could possibly work.
Which is why this Larry O'Brien thing pisses me off. Larry O'Brien, and the other guy for accepting his deal, basically made the mob unable to say one thing. It took away an option, and democracy is at it's purest when there's many options on the table. Of course, the other dude couldn't've been too focussed on the mayorship, or else he wouldn't've fallen back, but still, he was an option, and he would've done a better job, I'd bet.

And I am completely in favour of the trial here. If this sort of thing happens all the time, then it's great that it's getting coverage, it's getting taken out of dark corners and back alleys. If this trial goes sour for Larry O'Brien, then it'll show all the other bullshit politicians, "Yeah, keep doing what you're doing, but we can't guarantee you won't get caught." And it'll make them that much more on edge about things, maybe even make a few not bother, the risk is too great, the mob would care too much.
And if things go good for Mr. O'Brien, then at least the mob would realize a little bit more about the corruption within politics, realize it affects them on a very real level. And knowledge like this can only lead to good things.

However, talking about a horse of a completely different colour, I had an amazingly good day today. Something in the water, I guess. I might've even had been served gelato by someone who was in a documentary I once saw. Polly Leger, if you happen to read this, could you possibly confirm whether or not you served banana chocko-chunk and banana strawberry gelato to a kid with brown hair wearing a corduroy suit jacket on May 12, 2009?

Man, I suck

Monday, May 11, 2009

I really, really suck.

Seriously, it's been, like, 3 months. I got two posts in and I quit.
I suck so bad.

But back into the swing of things.
I've been debating truth with myself, trying to figure out what it is, how to find it, et cetera.
Yeah, I'm pretty pretentious.

Anyways, today at school we had a guest speaker. A journalist, I should know his name, but I don't, because I'm a terrible person. So, he was talking about how he's always censored for sources and such who don't want their names to be in the news, and that really got me thinking.
These newspapers claim to say the irrevocable truth, the pure stories, just the facts, ma'am. They claim to have no outside influence, to say what is happening and nothing more.
But that is never the whole story, because how people react to it is a huge part of it. And journalists are our ties to the story. Sure, they have interviews and everything, but most people aren't willing to say how they really feel to a complete stranger. The journalist should have the balls to say how they feel about a story.

Which is why I really respect the real bloggers. The dudes and ladies on the internet who say real stuff and tell real stories with their names and opinions hanging out for all to see. I'm starting to think that these bloggers are the closest incarnate to truth that we have. Because they tell the stories, the good ones tell the whole story, with just the facts, and then say how they feel. Human emotion will always be part of the truth, no matter what.

Someone in my class asked if truth is a human construct, and I'm not entirely sure how to respond to that. Mostly because I'm not entirely sure what truth is. Like all ideals, we can't really understand it. To me, truth is a matter of perception. If you're completely honest about what you perceive, and how you feel about that, then you're being truthful. The problem there is that perception is a matter of bias. The act of looking at something is also the act of not looking at everything else. This makes the truth kind of a problem to figure out.
So what is truth, dog?
I don't know, I just know that if we have it, completely, then the earth would be a chiller place to live. Not that it isn't now, but y'know, parts of it suck.

Like Larry O'Brien, who I will rant about tomorrow.

On a lighter note, thisiswhyyourefat.com is a hilarious website.

-Peace

Lee

FUCKING X-TREME!!!!!!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009


I was snowboarding last week. But that isn't the point. On the way home, to complete my X-Treme transformation, I was listening to Sum 41. Does This Look Infected, their Junior release, to be exact.
I came to the song “Thanks for Nothing”. A friend in Grade 8 insisted the song was about pornography, so I always listened to it very carefully. This was no exception.
It also made me realize why I love Sum 41.
You see, the thing about Sum 41 is that they're hilarious people. At first listen, this song's, and the entire album, is an exception. But when you listen harder, and really get it, it changes. This is one of their greatest post-All Killer No Filler songs.
The key to this song is that it's a dialogue between the two characters. That's what most people don't get. People assume that it's two people yelling at you, one saying that life sucks (I'll never take part in the growing population / Or waste my time with further education) and the other one saying this sucks (Reality's a bore / You ask me to believe in something fake).
But no, as I said before, this is a dialogue, not a united front. It's one guy yelling about how much life sucks, and the other one yelling about how much he sucks (All I know is I've heard this all before). That line is the key to the song. The chorus guy, who I think is Derek, represents Johnny Everyteen, that is getting tired of the media. The verse is the media, telling Johnny that everyone is trying to manipulate and control him, but Johnny is finally waking up. Johnny is finally seeing that no one really cares about him, that reality is not as exciting as the media is telling him. Johnny finally reaches the conclusion that the media is doing nothing for him, which makes the title, “Thanks for Nothing”, makes sense.
So, Sum 41 is doing commentary about media distorting the truth of government by seemingly writing a song about distorting the truth of government.
And that's why they're genius.
Incidentally, this song also represents Sum 41 maturing as a band, which made them lose their original genius and become all angsty.

Introductions, Acadamy Awards, and Tim Horton's

Monday, February 23, 2009

Lee Molnar’s my name and learning is my business.

And by that I mean I’m still in High School, which means I’m yet another vacuous, shallow and angsty teenager polluting the blogosphere with my rambling rambles and thoughtless thoughts. GO TEAM LEE!

I’d also like to mention that I like writing and enjoying poetry, but when I say that, especially being so young, I feel like a poser.

If that was enough of an intro, I’d like to just jump right in.

The Oscars were on last night, and I know a lot of people don’t dig them, and I mostly don’t either. Their raw and unperturbed hatred of comedy and animation films seems kind of irresponsible, seeing as those films are among the very best.

But, my friends, I still dig the Oscars. And I will tell you why: It made me want to make movies.

I know it’s just a star studded affair with a lot of asshole and whores and that whole business, but that’s not the part I was talking about. I don’t want to make movies to go talk to fuckin’ Ben Mulroney, or to see my name up on the big screen. No, I want to make movies because of Slumdog Millionaire. I didn’t see the movie, mind you, but now I want to. Everyone who won an award for that movie was just so sincere and happy about it all. Anyone who saw their faces and knows anything like what they were feeling probably felt the same way I did. I’m not going to pretend that I know what it’s like to win an Oscar. What I’m saying is that I would like to.

Then, of course, I realize that I would never be able to do that. I could never make a movie.

Today’s post is a twofer, considering I also want to talk about Tim Horton’s. I like Tim Horton’s, they might have terrible coffee, but their soup is topnotch, their bagels are delicious, and their Iced Caps are very refreshing.

What I don’t like is “Roll up the Rim to Win”, and I’ll tell you why.

The contest started today, or recently, I only noticed it today. Anyways, after school I was super hungry, so I stopped in at a Tim Horton’s for a bagel. I usually get the Blueberry Bagel with Strawberry Cream Cheese. It is delicious.

Anyways, in line, I decided to get a coffee, as well, since “roll up the rim” was on and why the hell not, it was only a dollar. When I got there, not only did I realize that they didn’t have Blueberry Bagels (how I loathe that Tim Horton’s), but with the coffee, I didn’t have enough money. So, in a choice between a bagel I would enjoy, and a coffee I wouldn’t, I chose the coffee.

Because of “roll up the rim”.

This raises a disturbing question. Am I a slave to the corporation?

And another: Does it really matter if I am?

I’m almost tempted to not go to Tim Horton’s again, but I know tomorrow I’ll be back there getting another “roll up the rim” cup, in the hope of getting $10,000.

It’s like a lottery. A lottery for even stupider people.

Tune in next time! I’ll be talking about Sum 41!